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Friday, May 29, 2009

Moves and Grooves



Ya! memandangkan kami akan beraksi lagi sekali this weekend, apa kata kita pertontonkan wayang gambar ini. Mungkin ada beberapa gerak geri yang dapat kita aplikasikan ke dalam permainan kami.

Semoga Berjaya!

Oh Ya! Di samping itu, biarlah kita hadiahkan ucapan takziah kepada ManUre dan penyokong-penyokongnya kerana telah ditewaskan dengan begitu medadak sekali oleh Barcelona. Langsung tidak memberi cabaran dan finale yang sepatutnya dimegah-megahkan, telah menghampakan kerana hanya ada satu pasukan sahaja yang betul betul bermain bola sepak...Barcelona. Sayang Sayang seribu kalo sayang.

Ferguson Silap Taktik
Anderson Banyak sangat cakapan
Air mata ronaldo pun menitik
Rooney langsung hilang drp pandangan

Yaaa saya jual...

Monday, May 25, 2009

Perhatian : Siapa tak bayar untuk court semalam? dan Tabung as to date.

Guys,

Semalam kita ada 16 orang tetapi hanya bayaran RM 150 diterima. Setiap sorang telah di minta bayar Rm 10 untuk memudahkan kerja mengira.

Di khendaki siapa yang terlupa untuk bayar samada inform Bo di email affendij@gmail.com atau bayar pada minggu depan. Extra money akan di masukkan ke tabung NATS untuk kegunaan seterusnya.

Juga sila klik link utk melihat tabung kita sekarang. TABUNG NATS

Kerjasama kawan2 amat di hargai.

NATS Performance Review : 24.05.2009 (Week 5)

Performance semalam yg ditunjukkan oleh ahli2 NATS jitu and mantap semalam. Mgkn masing2 ingin mengejar award NATS BEST PLAYER.

Minggu ini award Best Player for Week 5 di menangi oleh Shah. Nampaknya training dengan pasukan Afrika Selatan, Orlando Pirates selama seminggu telah menampakkan peningkatan dalam shooting pemain ini. Namun, speed training yg digunakan di Afrika Selatan iaitu di kejar oleh harimau bintang (cheetah) dan gazelle tidak berjaya utk mengubah tahap kelajuan Shah.

Tahniah Shah!

Player Saves Defence Assist Goals Total
Afnan 7 4 4 2 11.5
Zul 1 1 2 4 6.5
Shah 6 0 3 8 12.5
Fadzli 4 0 2 2 5.0
Irwan 6 0 0 1 4.0
Lukman 0 1 1 6 7.5
Masri 5 2 0 0 4.5
Mazleen 12 0 2 5 12.0
Mazlan 5 1 5 3 9.0
Azam 2 0 2 4 6.0
Shahrul 6 0 1 3 6.5
Bo 3 2 3 3 8.0
Azza 0 1 5 3 6.5
Amir 1 0 1 6 7.0
Zarrir 6 1 2 1 6.0
Acheek 1 3 1 1 5.0

Teruskan menunjukkan aksi2 and performance yang power utk minggu2 akan dtg.

NATS Week 4 Player of The Week


Penyampaian award NATS WEEK 4 BEST PLAYER di lakukan selepas game semalam. Award di terima Mazlan untuk persembahan mantap pada minggu ke 4. Lukman (pemenang pada minggu ke 3) di beri penghormatan untuk menyampaikan award itu. Muka Lukman memang ketat samada Lukman menang atau kalah.

Tahniah Mazlan kerana memenangi award ini dah teruskan persembahan mantap di minggu2 yg akan datang.

Mazlan dalam ucapannya "Berkat doa opah dan kepada teman yg setia menunggu di luar sambil bg makan kucing mkn akhirnya setelah 32 tahun berkecimpung dalam arena bola lisut berjaya menambat hati para pengadil utk menjadi juara keseluruhan dalam minggu yg berbahagia ini"

Di harap ahli2 NATS dapat meneruskan aksi yg di tunjukkan semalam untuk mendapatkan award Best Player of The Week.

Saturday, May 23, 2009

Pakai smart-smart sikit esok...

Guys,

Annuryani @ Anor telah meminta aku untuk mengambil pesanan video dari kawan2 untuk perkahwinannya yang akan datang pada 6 June 2009 ini. Pesanan video can be from ucapan tahniah, advice untuk pengantin atau apa sahaja ucapan/wishes yg berkaitan.

So guys, suit up!


Prepare script kalau ada yang rasa nak prepare. Takut nanti ada yang gagap or stage fright bila mengadap camera.

Special mention pada Mazlan. Sempena dapat award Best Player for last week, pakai smart sikit for the award presentation esok.

You have been served.

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Ideas Needed to Improve The Scoring System

I have a few ideas and also need suggestions from fellow NATS to :
  • defending categories - to encourage more defending
  • how to keep track & what to count (tackling? blocks? ideas please)
  • other categories if other members have any ideas.
Trust should be given to the person taking down the points. Cos this is only for fun.

Also, previously a Player of The Month award was suggested by Shahrul & Bozord. This is a great idea.

So, it is suggested it will be based on who gets the MOST Player of The Week award in that month. If there are 4 winners in that month, we will count back who gets the most points.

So, think about it and leave your suggestions and comments.

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

NATS Funds as at 18.05.09

Fellow NATS,

This is our funds account as to date. All the extra cash kalau terpaksa bayar lebih dari RM 10 akan di masukkan ke sini. Click on the link below.

Click here to view the account

Di harapkan fund cukup untuk kita dapat beli bola baru dan seterusnya maybe arrange untuk beli benda2 lain seperti t-shirt, bibs dan yang sewaktu dengannya.




If any doubts or suggestions, please let me know.

Self Appointed Bendahari,

Bo

Monday, May 18, 2009

Performance Review of NATS Players 17.05.09 (Week 4)

Minggu ini player2 NATS lebih bersemangat untuk mengutip markah ranking. Pening juga tiap2 kali ada yang jerit "Afnan assist, Mazlan score" atau "aku save dua kali tadi tu". Apa2 pun, we had fun and a good game.

Gambar tak dapat di adakan sebab cameraman terlupa charge battery camera. So, no pictures for this week.

Below is the stats collected. Dari statistics, Mazlan berjaya mengumpulkan jumlah mata terbanyak and is our Best Player for The Week 4.

Tahniah Mazlan! Keep it up.

Player Save Assist Goals Total
Mazleen 8 4 5 11.0
Mazlan 6 3 7 11.5
Lukman 4 2 7 10.0
Bo 0 5 0 2.5
Masri 8 0 1 5.0
Irwan 4 4 4 8.0
Afnan 5 6 4 9.5
Kamarul 8 2 4 9.0
Azza 0 1 2 2.5
Achik 2 0 5 6
Adik Azza 0 1 4 4.5
Haziq 0 1 2 2.5

So guys, next week perform lagi. Maybe I will try to get a better award for The Best Player award.

NATS Week 3 Player of The Week


Pemain terbaik bagi minggu ke - 19 (minggu lepas) Lukman di beri trofi NATS Player of The Week oleh Naib Presiden NATS Mazleen. Tahniah Lukman.

Di harap ahli2 NATS lain dapat menunjukkan persembahan lebih mantap untuk mengelakkan Lukman menang lagi. Kalau tidak, ahli2 lain perlu mengharungi aksi Lukman (dengan muka ketat. Sila rujuk gambar bawah) bermegah dengan anugerah ini...hehehe.

Lukman dengan trofi Player Terbaik Mingguan NATS

Saturday, May 16, 2009

You'll never walk alone lyrics

Lyrics to You'll Never Walk Alone :Align Center
When you walk, through the storm
Hold you head up high
And don't be afraid , Of the dark
At the end of the storm, is a golden sky
And sweet silver song of our love
Walk on, through the wind
Walk on, through the rain
Though your dreams be tossed
And walk,
Oh, walk on (walk on)
walk on (walk on)
Walk on(walk on)
With hope in your heart
And you'll never walk alone
You'll never walk alone
Alone

Monday, May 11, 2009

Performance Review of NATS Players 10.05.09 (Week 3)

Performance review system pertama kali di adakan untuk memilih Player of The Week for NATS. System berdasarkan save (sbg goalkeeper), assists & goals scored.

Berdasarkan system baru ini, Lukman telah berjaya mengumpulkan jumlah mata tertinggi utk terpilih sbg Player of The Week 19 for NATS.

Tahniah Lukman. Teruskan pencapaian dan performance anda. You are in the running for NATS Player of The Year for 2009.

Points system:

Saves 0.5 per save
Assist 0.5 per assist
Goals 1.0 per goals


Player Save Assist Goals Total
Mazleen 13 1 1 8.0
Mazlan 5 3 3 7.0
Shah 3 1 6 8.0
Lukman 7 1 8 12.0
Zul 3 2 5 7.5
Bo 7 3 1 6.0
Masri 12 1 2 8.5
Irwan 6 0 2 5.0
Afnan 7 1 1 5.0
Azam 0 0 2 2.0
Fadzli 4 3 3 6.5
Kamarul 3 1 3 5.0


System ini masih lagi dalam percubaan & apa2 cadangan utk memperbaiki system amat di hargai.


The Ladies of NATS

It is always quite interesting to see the NATS members performances when their significant other comes along and gives em' their support.

They would get more pumped up and the positive energy rubs off on the others.

This week's session we had the pleasure of 3 ladies of NATS members that came cheering on their man; Maslina (Kamarul's wife), Deanna (Mazlan's wife) and Kiesh (errmm..Mazleen's girlfriend and future........umm..). Keish even had her full futsal kit on to join us.....bagus!! This is the spirit we want..

Maslina, Keish & Deanna.....

Cakap dgn dinding ke Keish?

NATS Performance Review: 10.05.2009 (Week 3)

Gang NATS kembali beraksi semula selepas berehat pada minggu lepas. Rehat seminggu itu nampaknya telah memberi peluang kepada members NATS utk mencari semula tenaga dan semangat. Ini dapat di lihat pada semangat dan intensity pada sessi kali ini.

Terdapat beberapa aksi yg tidak dapat di tangkap pada kali ini seperti Bo yang terjatuh tersembam bertembung larian Azam, triple save Mazleen dan beberapa jaringan yang menarik dari geng NATS.

Apa2 pun, enjoy the pictures. Maybe boleh analyze performance masing-masing pada minggu ini.

Sebelum game mula,

Mula!!
Bo malas nak lari...larilah Bo!!
Bozord cari "killer pass"...
Aksi hangat...Fadzli Jung beraksi dgn Adidas Sala barunya..Laju sangat.....jadi blur..
Zul miss goal opportunity....
Bozord bagi team talk...
After game...lepak lah pulak..
"Kereta ni best bro...alang2 nak beli kereta..beli 2 bijik terus",kata Mazlan
Borak lagi...sebelum balik...

Week 2 NATS Player of The Week

Before this week's game, Zulkarnain @ Zul @ Bozord was awarded the NATS Week 18 Player of The Week award. The bubbly was given away by NATS vice-chairman Mazleen @ Tevez.

Congratulations Bozord!!

Sunday, May 10, 2009

Football wishes 4 this season

Its the time of the footballing season that clubs either make or break. This season we can see a few close races in several titles. Below are my wishes or predictions for this season.

1) Champions league goes to Barcelona
2) La Liga goes to Barcelona (sorry to admit, madrid memang takde harapan lah)
3) Copa Del Rey goes to Barcelona (want someone else to win a treble, so Man U. tak berlagak sangat)
4) Premier League goes to Liverpool (still can do it.. if liverpool dont mess it up, but still hoping Man U fumble - kesimpulannya taknak Man U. menang apa2)
5) Fa Cup goes to Chealsea (they have to win something with all that money - sorry Man City you have nothing to show)
6) Budesliga goes to Bayern Munich (still a small fan to Ribery)
7) Serie A goes to Inter Milan (but whos watching Italy nowadays? boring and too many old ppl - thats why Kaka have to go to Real Madrid)

In a nutshell, yes as a real madrid fan i admit this year is a dry year for us. No Cibeles fountain celebration. I blame the comical management and board instability. But from the ashes, Madrid will reemerge. Stability will be back (cause perez and zidane are coming come june 14).. not a lot of ppl are closer to the hearts of the fans other than Zidane. I heard the plan is to clear out around 12 ppl to make way for the second generation of galacticos - Kaka, Benzema, Ibrahimovic, Fabregas, Xavi Alonso, Tevez, Silva, Villa, Iniesta (all rumours though - and no ronaldo!!!). So lets just pray for the best.

ps... why am i talking about real madrid... i was intending to right about my title winner predictions?? subconsciously trying to be ready sebelum somebody point out real tak menang apa2

zazamazu.com

Friday, May 8, 2009

Joke of The Day

A man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an

unusually attractive woman sitting alone at a table in a

cosy little restaurant.


So the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said,

'This is from the gentleman who is seated over

there.' and indicated the sender with

a nod of his head.


She stared at the wine coolly for a few seconds, not

looking at the man, then decided to send a reply to him by a

note. The waiter, who was lingering nearby for a response,

took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman.

The note read:


'For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a

Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank and 7

inches in your pants'.


After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of

his own in return. He folded the note, handed it to the

waiter and instructed him to deliver it to the lady.


It read:


'Just to let you know things aren't always what

they appear to be, I have a Ferrari Maranello,

BMW Z8, Mercedes CL600, and a Porsche Turbo in my several garages; I have beautiful homes in Aspen, Miami, and a 10,000 acre ranch in Louisiana. There is over twenty million dollars in my bank account and portfolio. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you are.........would I cut off three inches!!


Just send the bottle back.'

Thursday, May 7, 2009

Art of Penalties

Watched the reply of last nights game (chealsea vs. barcelona). Felt the decider came down to the decision of penalty or not? I have always admired the art of getting or getting away with penalties.
Here are some things i would like to share.

Getting penalties:
1) Throw a tantrum whenever anybody touches you ... Just like Christiano Ronaldo
2) Believe that you have been shot from a snipper... Just like Drogba
3) Golek, golek, golek and golek lagi .... Just like dalam iklan 'cari bakat berlakon' tu
4) Beliakkan mata, menganga besar2 pleading to the ref ... Just like Pipo Inzaghi
5) Berlakon injured macam dah nyawa2 ikan..... Just like Thiery Henry
6) Bump into the last man but claim he pushed you... Just like Luca Toni
7) Just fall down by yourself and look all stupid... Just like El-Hadji Diouf (especially time kat liverpool)
8) Jump into the box when fouled even though ur 10 meters away ... Just like Ronaldo Gemuk
9) Always fall on the ball and stop the game to pressure the ref to make a decision ... Just like Luis Figo.

Getting away with penalties:
1) Claim its the hand of god/ or gods intervention ...Just like Maradonna (personal favourite)
2) Act like ur stomach hurt (eventhough kena tangan and it happened 10 minutes ago)... Just like John Terry
3) Have a go at the lines man and act all righeous .... Just like Ashley Cole
4) Ngengek to the coach and ask him to have a go at the ref ...... Just like Oshea
5) Always remind the ref he looks stupid after convincing him you have just watched the replay... Just like Morinho
6) At the press conference before the game, claim the ref always give penalties against you... Just like Ferguson, Morinho, Benitez, Wenger
7) Say ' i cannot deny our confirm it was a penalty'.... Just like linggam


ps.. Add more if u guys think of anything

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Hari Congrats!

Congrats Mazlan on your wedding!
Congrats Bo on your new job!
Congrats Amru on your new love!
Congrats Shahrul on the lovely aqiqah!
Congrats Man U fans for reaching Rome!
Congrats Mexico for declaring itself flu-free!
Congrats JJ for being our US ambassador!

ps.. sila tambah kalau ada benda lain nak congrats