Week 2 NATS Player of The Week

Before this week's game, Zulkarnain @ Zul @ Bozord was awarded the NATS Week 18 Player of The Week award. The bubbly was given away by NATS vice-chairman Mazleen @ Tevez.

Congratulations Bozord!!

Football wishes 4 this season

Its the time of the footballing season that clubs either make or break. This season we can see a few close races in several titles. Below are my wishes or predictions for this season.

1) Champions league goes to Barcelona
2) La Liga goes to Barcelona (sorry to admit, madrid memang takde harapan lah)
3) Copa Del Rey goes to Barcelona (want someone else to win a treble, so Man U. tak berlagak sangat)
4) Premier League goes to Liverpool (still can do it.. if liverpool dont mess it up, but still hoping Man U fumble - kesimpulannya taknak Man U. menang apa2)
5) Fa Cup goes to Chealsea (they have to win something with all that money - sorry Man City you have nothing to show)
6) Budesliga goes to Bayern Munich (still a small fan to Ribery)
7) Serie A goes to Inter Milan (but whos watching Italy nowadays? boring and too many old ppl - thats why Kaka have to go to Real Madrid)

In a nutshell, yes as a real madrid fan i admit this year is a dry year for us. No Cibeles fountain celebration. I blame the comical management and board instability. But from the ashes, Madrid will reemerge. Stability will be back (cause perez and zidane are coming come june 14).. not a lot of ppl are closer to the hearts of the fans other than Zidane. I heard the plan is to clear out around 12 ppl to make way for the second generation of galacticos - Kaka, Benzema, Ibrahimovic, Fabregas, Xavi Alonso, Tevez, Silva, Villa, Iniesta (all rumours though - and no ronaldo!!!). So lets just pray for the best.

ps... why am i talking about real madrid... i was intending to right about my title winner predictions?? subconsciously trying to be ready sebelum somebody point out real tak menang apa2

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Joke of The Day

A man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an

unusually attractive woman sitting alone at a table in a

cosy little restaurant.


So the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said,

'This is from the gentleman who is seated over

there.' and indicated the sender with

a nod of his head.


She stared at the wine coolly for a few seconds, not

looking at the man, then decided to send a reply to him by a

note. The waiter, who was lingering nearby for a response,

took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman.

The note read:


'For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a

Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank and 7

inches in your pants'.


After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of

his own in return. He folded the note, handed it to the

waiter and instructed him to deliver it to the lady.


It read:


'Just to let you know things aren't always what

they appear to be, I have a Ferrari Maranello,

BMW Z8, Mercedes CL600, and a Porsche Turbo in my several garages; I have beautiful homes in Aspen, Miami, and a 10,000 acre ranch in Louisiana. There is over twenty million dollars in my bank account and portfolio. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you are.........would I cut off three inches!!


Just send the bottle back.'

Art of Penalties

Watched the reply of last nights game (chealsea vs. barcelona). Felt the decider came down to the decision of penalty or not? I have always admired the art of getting or getting away with penalties.
Here are some things i would like to share.

Getting penalties:
1) Throw a tantrum whenever anybody touches you ... Just like Christiano Ronaldo
2) Believe that you have been shot from a snipper... Just like Drogba
3) Golek, golek, golek and golek lagi .... Just like dalam iklan 'cari bakat berlakon' tu
4) Beliakkan mata, menganga besar2 pleading to the ref ... Just like Pipo Inzaghi
5) Berlakon injured macam dah nyawa2 ikan..... Just like Thiery Henry
6) Bump into the last man but claim he pushed you... Just like Luca Toni
7) Just fall down by yourself and look all stupid... Just like El-Hadji Diouf (especially time kat liverpool)
8) Jump into the box when fouled even though ur 10 meters away ... Just like Ronaldo Gemuk
9) Always fall on the ball and stop the game to pressure the ref to make a decision ... Just like Luis Figo.

Getting away with penalties:
1) Claim its the hand of god/ or gods intervention ...Just like Maradonna (personal favourite)
2) Act like ur stomach hurt (eventhough kena tangan and it happened 10 minutes ago)... Just like John Terry
3) Have a go at the lines man and act all righeous .... Just like Ashley Cole
4) Ngengek to the coach and ask him to have a go at the ref ...... Just like Oshea
5) Always remind the ref he looks stupid after convincing him you have just watched the replay... Just like Morinho
6) At the press conference before the game, claim the ref always give penalties against you... Just like Ferguson, Morinho, Benitez, Wenger
7) Say ' i cannot deny our confirm it was a penalty'.... Just like linggam


ps.. Add more if u guys think of anything

Hari Congrats!

Congrats Mazlan on your wedding!
Congrats Bo on your new job!
Congrats Amru on your new love!
Congrats Shahrul on the lovely aqiqah!
Congrats Man U fans for reaching Rome!
Congrats Mexico for declaring itself flu-free!
Congrats JJ for being our US ambassador!

ps.. sila tambah kalau ada benda lain nak congrats